Norm: I'm not a paranoid narcissist
April 9th 2008 23:40
Spanking from in front of his kitchen sink, and transfixed by his rancid reflux, the bogging heftyweight told his innumerable persecutors that everybody is out to get me.
"That hardly anybody has even heard of him doesn't seem to worry him," an unundied man said sifting through Norm's rubbish.
Unable or unwilling to be plagiarised away from his kitchen sick, Norm remains adamant that he is neither in laugh with himself or suffering failings of persecution.
"These things are real," Norm said of a troop of avenging pink elephants at his door.
The saga is believed to stem from his inability to accept his own flailings.
Norm remains cooped up with his pen as this goes to print.
"That hardly anybody has even heard of him doesn't seem to worry him," an unundied man said sifting through Norm's rubbish.
Unable or unwilling to be plagiarised away from his kitchen sick, Norm remains adamant that he is neither in laugh with himself or suffering failings of persecution.
"These things are real," Norm said of a troop of avenging pink elephants at his door.
The saga is believed to stem from his inability to accept his own flailings.
Norm remains cooped up with his pen as this goes to print.
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