Travis Bickle shoots photographer Bill Henson
May 25th 2008 00:27
Henson asks Bickle to pull his finger
Vigilant tax dodger, kiddie-porn proponent, bearded claimant and reclusive happy snipper Bill Henson has been fatally shot by taxi driver Travis Bickle.
"I wasn't even talking to him," Henson told Saint Peter before being sown the door to Inferno.
It is underpants Cupids, generally thought not to be between the ages of 10 and 16, had earlier attempted to unite Henson and his subject Jodie Foster in a "sexual way".
"Cupids don't carry guns," Bickle told the dithering parents of Foster as he let Henson have it.
"He told me where to go - nobody tells this taxi driver where to go. Nobody!" he whispered while watching a porno with the ageing couple.
Crusaders against art have lauded the movie.
"Anything without children in it is wholesome," a campaigner said while wearing shoes made by children in China.
"These shoes for another instance!" she said after dropping her kids off at McDonalds.
Henson's body will be chemically castrated with Saddam's secret recipe in a private ceremony.
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