Heather Mills counts the cost of marriage to her husband
February 11th 2008 00:22
Mills(pictured) counts the cost
"I've got a lot of time now," the hopping mad mother told jurists as she whittled her husband's leg into a sharp point.
Mills, who has suffered marriage at the hands of the brutal dictator behind such satanic hits as "Hey Judas" and "I wanna hold your head under the water", has demanded a meagre stipend to live out her days in accordance wth her vows.
"I am married to God now," the stunner revealed to sisters.
God refused to be drawn on his worth.
He's worth at least many mills, many think.
"Now that I'm married to somebody worthy of me, I'm absolutely flying," the sister said as she rowed to the abbey.
McCartney, speaking words of wisdom, says that he can't face the mother.
"I lent my face to Michael Jackson for the weekend."
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