Henry Ford Clone Creates a Production Line of Embryos to Kill Australian Idol Judge
January 18th 2008 00:25
The judge at the centre of the soggy-biscuit competition, Mark Holden, has kept tight-lipped after being saturated by media coverage over his handling of the importance of the lives of the living.
"That Holden, as you can see, is a big guzzler." the Ford clone said after witnessing the competition's final moments.
Holden who came last in the competition was "too choked up" to say anything but did offer to challenge the Ford clone to a debate, "just as soon as I wash my hair."
Ford is set to unleash his poodle after trying it on outside.
The debate, which is set to drag out over the road until both combatants claim themselves as winkers, promises to stop the warring earache.
"This problem with the earache is a...problem, bud." the ever increasing clone said as Holden tucked into some tea and biscuits that he'd been saving.
"What the world needs now is to extend the lives of the pointless", Ford said as he defended the production of life only to be taken away.
Comparisons between farming animals and humans are erroneous, believe many non-believers.
"After all, all human life is sacred", Holden said as he strapped explosives to his boot.
"By the way, I'm an animal in the sack", he said as he made his way to the bottom of the lake.
"That Holden, as you can see, is a big guzzler." the Ford clone said after witnessing the competition's final moments.
Holden who came last in the competition was "too choked up" to say anything but did offer to challenge the Ford clone to a debate, "just as soon as I wash my hair."
Ford is set to unleash his poodle after trying it on outside.
The debate, which is set to drag out over the road until both combatants claim themselves as winkers, promises to stop the warring earache.
"This problem with the earache is a...problem, bud." the ever increasing clone said as Holden tucked into some tea and biscuits that he'd been saving.
"What the world needs now is to extend the lives of the pointless", Ford said as he defended the production of life only to be taken away.
Comparisons between farming animals and humans are erroneous, believe many non-believers.
"After all, all human life is sacred", Holden said as he strapped explosives to his boot.
"By the way, I'm an animal in the sack", he said as he made his way to the bottom of the lake.
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