Hillary Clinton Vows to End the Writers' Strike as Obama goes into hiding
January 10th 2008 22:48
Candidate for a heart transplant Hillary Clinton has promised television viewers that she "did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Clinton." after Barack Obama had tanned a few hides to decorate his cave live on the backs of thirty head of cats.
The heart that Mrs. Clinton has been waiting for is set to land her control of the entire US television industry. "With this heart I can take the village, people," she remarked while campaigning at the YMCA.
After this leg of the tour is over she's sent to hand her leg over in exchange for a vital organ.
Barack Obama has told the media that "None of us should be heroes." before fluffing his underpants and expleting "Oh, bummer!"
The two-horse race for candidacy for an organ transplant is set to air as a reality televison series in a move that has skittled the pins at an alley where cats look for mates who won't run.
The heart that Mrs. Clinton has been waiting for is set to land her control of the entire US television industry. "With this heart I can take the village, people," she remarked while campaigning at the YMCA.
After this leg of the tour is over she's sent to hand her leg over in exchange for a vital organ.
Barack Obama has told the media that "None of us should be heroes." before fluffing his underpants and expleting "Oh, bummer!"
The two-horse race for candidacy for an organ transplant is set to air as a reality televison series in a move that has skittled the pins at an alley where cats look for mates who won't run.
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