Hillary on Obama: I couldn't say he's a monkey but he is a bastard
January 14th 2008 02:25
Village person Hillary Clinton has assaulted rival Barack Obama with a stunningly blunt sledgehammer on his stance over the urinals.
"I will not shell legumes when nature calls," she pleaded while dousing sanitary cakes in a steam of golden liquidity.
Obama, who many believe to be doing so well because his name is so close to Osama, has denied that he can't land a plane.
"I played football at college. I've never made a touchdown." he told his tight-end.
The former first lady has told the former president and husband Bill while at the stainless steel fountain cakes after he nearly urinated on his loafers and before he was whisked away by a giant beater, "Close but no cigar."
The campaigning for the rights of fatherless children has begun in earnest so keep your potatoes peeled.
"I will not shell legumes when nature calls," she pleaded while dousing sanitary cakes in a steam of golden liquidity.
Obama, who many believe to be doing so well because his name is so close to Osama, has denied that he can't land a plane.
"I played football at college. I've never made a touchdown." he told his tight-end.
The former first lady has told the former president and husband Bill while at the stainless steel fountain cakes after he nearly urinated on his loafers and before he was whisked away by a giant beater, "Close but no cigar."
The campaigning for the rights of fatherless children has begun in earnest so keep your potatoes peeled.
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