Hollywood Writers' Strike To Be Continued...
December 13th 2007 23:24
The backbone of a spineless industry, the writers, have said that there is no end in sight to the strike that is crippling the production of Hollywood shit.
The writers have made some concessions to producers ahead of Christmas saying that they are prepared to churn out a few scripts of dubious quality in exchange for a pretty girlfriend and a sports car to share between them.
The scripts, consistent with a Shakespearean format, aren't worth the wood chips they're printed on, said one disgruntled waiter.
I'm hard pressed to name a single American dramatist of any substance, said another.
The producers, a group of manipulative rapists who belong behind bars sipping vinegar, are paid sums of money that are in accord with the quality of the product that they produce.
Reading from a prepared statement one writer said, "We, our group of chivalrous whores, won't be writing anything of quality until we turn critically to look at the society that sustains us."
A man on stilts calls for higher doorways.
The writers have made some concessions to producers ahead of Christmas saying that they are prepared to churn out a few scripts of dubious quality in exchange for a pretty girlfriend and a sports car to share between them.
The scripts, consistent with a Shakespearean format, aren't worth the wood chips they're printed on, said one disgruntled waiter.
I'm hard pressed to name a single American dramatist of any substance, said another.
The producers, a group of manipulative rapists who belong behind bars sipping vinegar, are paid sums of money that are in accord with the quality of the product that they produce.
Reading from a prepared statement one writer said, "We, our group of chivalrous whores, won't be writing anything of quality until we turn critically to look at the society that sustains us."
A man on stilts calls for higher doorways.
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