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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

The stunning statements come in the whack of the controversy surrounding the ever increasing gulp that exists.

"The only thing wrong with naked kids is that they might die from exposure," said one happy snapper as he developed.

Freezing kids, out in the open where nobody can see them, are dying for it.

"They're dying for it," said one pedestrian, stepping highly.

"It's a need in the groin," said another, picking up.

That hurts.

Our society, rooted, is a din of cold farces.

The whole thing is a slap in the faeces.

"Now is the winter," said one discontented child prostitute.

The gulp between rich and poor is no core for concern.

Family values will sieve us all!
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Artistic types have come out to support the piles of sticks angry at the backlash they believe they have suffered at being labelled 'artistic types'.

"We have come out to throw our support behind these branches," a spokesperson for the wily artistic types said while mincing around some meat.

"These piles aren't interested in my anus!", they finished with before applying some cream to their scone.

Macho magician, the archactor George "Sly Arnie" Pell has come out even stronger in support saying, "If I had my way, I'd do a trick on all homosexuals, and then I'd go poof!"

It is understood that a handful of 'artistic types' have thrown down the lilac linoleum in anger at being branded on the cheeks with an iron.

"This lino is a symbol of our interest in artistic pursuits", their spokesperson hummed while polishing some porcelain.

"I wish my brother George was queer", they said while playing to Maccas.

The drama that has unfolded from the drapes is set to add colour to an otherwise dreary bedroom ensemble.

At least it'll give us something to sink our teeth into.



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