Hubble snaps close-up of Jupiter's big gash
July 27th 2009 02:41
Sarah Palin has stepped down to write a book and build a right-of-centre coalition, but she left her long-term plans unclear and refused to address speculation she was from another planet.
"It's going to have a lot of people in it," she told illiterate immigrants, as she dropped acid from a gash below her top lip, "and that means I'll be able to make a lot more babies."
Scientists used the telescope on Thursday to capture what they call the expanding gash.
"We were going to use a lot of cologne," scientists said on Friday, "but eventually we went with the heavy blunt object."
Anthony Wesley, 44, was the first to make the discovery last week using his backyard 14.5-inch reflecting telescope.
"What I found using my 14.5 incher," Wesley, perfectly blunt, said objectionably, "was the perfect instrument for the job," he explained, in dull fashion, to Palin.
She also wants to campaign for political candidates from coast to coast, and continue to speak her mind on the social networking site Twitter.
"I think I dropped some acid," she said, after a hit from a blunt object left her speechless. "Either that, or this shit is laced with some dope."
"It's going to have a lot of people in it," she told illiterate immigrants, as she dropped acid from a gash below her top lip, "and that means I'll be able to make a lot more babies."
Scientists used the telescope on Thursday to capture what they call the expanding gash.
"We were going to use a lot of cologne," scientists said on Friday, "but eventually we went with the heavy blunt object."
Anthony Wesley, 44, was the first to make the discovery last week using his backyard 14.5-inch reflecting telescope.
"What I found using my 14.5 incher," Wesley, perfectly blunt, said objectionably, "was the perfect instrument for the job," he explained, in dull fashion, to Palin.
She also wants to campaign for political candidates from coast to coast, and continue to speak her mind on the social networking site Twitter.
"I think I dropped some acid," she said, after a hit from a blunt object left her speechless. "Either that, or this shit is laced with some dope."
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this is lewd, even for you
*tut, tut*
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I control it with the mirrors on my shoes.
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oh dear, hes got the lingo down, i take it he has been doing this for some time . . .
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It's no wonder the Roman Empire didn't last. Their God was a real thing. You can't compete with somebody who has none.
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it should be the law
the law of common decency
boys must wear skirts
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When in Rome.
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