Hundreds protest in Bali against Indonesian anti-porn law
November 16th 2008 00:21
DENPASAR, Indonesia - Branded by critics a threat to religious freedom, in the Hindu-majority holiday island of Bali, hundreds of people rallied against a tough anti-pornography law.
The protestors, led by Archbishop Ron Jeremy, denounced the new laws, passed by the predominantly puritanical Muslims, as a threat to their religious right to perform sex acts in the public domain.
The Pornographites, biblical in every sense of the word, are taking the only 'action' they believe will bring about a change to the new laws, there in black and white, which threaten their uncivil liberties.
The Indonesian legislators, religious and litigious, say they have tried to open a dialogue with the protestors but have found their dialogue 'stiff and awkward' and, have made them 'uncomfortable about sodomy'.
"All they seem interested in is taking action. We're keen to open a dialogue, but we've found them virtually incapable of holding up their ends. It's almost as though they're not interested in talking," said a law-passer.
Bishop Jeremy, the fondling father of the Pornographites, whipping the crowd into a lather, speaking before the masses, his arse-moustache flapping in the breeze his lips made, had this to say of the new laws.
It brought a heated response from the Indonesian law-makers who, feeling that 'the movement is inappropriate' released a statement that, when boiled down tastes like pulp, had nothing on it but for a few words.
The protestors, led by Archbishop Ron Jeremy, denounced the new laws, passed by the predominantly puritanical Muslims, as a threat to their religious right to perform sex acts in the public domain.
The Pornographites, biblical in every sense of the word, are taking the only 'action' they believe will bring about a change to the new laws, there in black and white, which threaten their uncivil liberties.
The Indonesian legislators, religious and litigious, say they have tried to open a dialogue with the protestors but have found their dialogue 'stiff and awkward' and, have made them 'uncomfortable about sodomy'.
"All they seem interested in is taking action. We're keen to open a dialogue, but we've found them virtually incapable of holding up their ends. It's almost as though they're not interested in talking," said a law-passer.
Bishop Jeremy, the fondling father of the Pornographites, whipping the crowd into a lather, speaking before the masses, his arse-moustache flapping in the breeze his lips made, had this to say of the new laws.
It brought a heated response from the Indonesian law-makers who, feeling that 'the movement is inappropriate' released a statement that, when boiled down tastes like pulp, had nothing on it but for a few words.
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