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Huxley says he became 'obsessed' with making his elimination cake after MasterChef

June 7th 2011 01:19
Aldous Leonard Huxley was an English writer and one of the most prominent members of the famous Huxley family.

A pandan chiffon cake with palm sugar and black sesame ice cream ended the former car salesman's dream run but Huxley says he wasn't going to let the difficult dessert get the better of him.

"My wife is a remarkable woman. She's not responsible for any of this," he said.

He apologised for lying but said he would learn to play guitar, climb Kilimanjaro, or do volunteer work with disadvantaged kids.

She earlier ordered that he be psychiatrically assessed but the assessment found he did not have any mental health issues.

I sort of doubt this.

For example, in order to be more productive at work you could start delegating one new piece of work each day to a staff member well known for advocating and taking psychedelics.

Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance.

But he does have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, the court heard.

"I can often be confused. So I’m guilty as charged," he said.

It is understood the comments follow an altercation with a man in a fast food chicken outlet in Brisbane.


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Comment by Chris Champion

June 27th 2011 11:02
Only a lobotomised pygmy toothbrush would call him Aldous LEONARD Huxley. With the best first name and the best surname in the English literary firmament, why reveal the dirty washing of his mundane middle moniker?

That made no sense, unlike the rest of this remarkably insightful social commentary.

Comment by Norm

June 28th 2011 00:43
Just call me "Bruce". And I shall call you "Emineminem".

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