Racist, backward: Sol's parting shot
May 26th 2009 01:19
Controversial former Telstra chief Sol Trujillo has taken a swipe at Australia, describing the nation he called home for four years as racist, backward and like "stepping back in time".
"Living and working in Australia took like four years off my life," Trujillo said, eating a flat-bottom on ABC Radio, "All in all, it was like a very costly time of my life, okay?" he said.
The controversial former Telstra chief took this opportunity to thank the taxpayer for letting him use the can, after he ran out of credit and had to make a quick call to give his "two cents".
"You people like have a lot to learn," Trujillo mused, the line breaking up, "You know what I'm saying, grasshopper?" he said, jumping on all fours, "Grasshopper?," he asked.
Trujillo, a four-legged insect of some proportions, spent his second youth growing up smoking grass in the corn fields and slipping in and out of different states.
"This pot that I'm using is like the best shit I've ever had," he said, licking under the rim, "But like I don't think I'm in South America anymore," he said, lining his pockets with nuggets.
Trujillo, off to see Kevin Rudd, before needing to find a bucket, had to be paid out to the tune of "Insane in the Brain" after the line he was using snapped which left him holding an empty can.
"Are you trying to get like funny with me?" Trujillo asked, "Don't you know I'm local, essa?" he asked, making a big call, as he took another swipe at his ass, and moved right along.
"Living and working in Australia took like four years off my life," Trujillo said, eating a flat-bottom on ABC Radio, "All in all, it was like a very costly time of my life, okay?" he said.
The controversial former Telstra chief took this opportunity to thank the taxpayer for letting him use the can, after he ran out of credit and had to make a quick call to give his "two cents".
"You people like have a lot to learn," Trujillo mused, the line breaking up, "You know what I'm saying, grasshopper?" he said, jumping on all fours, "Grasshopper?," he asked.
Trujillo, a four-legged insect of some proportions, spent his second youth growing up smoking grass in the corn fields and slipping in and out of different states.
"This pot that I'm using is like the best shit I've ever had," he said, licking under the rim, "But like I don't think I'm in South America anymore," he said, lining his pockets with nuggets.
Trujillo, off to see Kevin Rudd, before needing to find a bucket, had to be paid out to the tune of "Insane in the Brain" after the line he was using snapped which left him holding an empty can.
"Are you trying to get like funny with me?" Trujillo asked, "Don't you know I'm local, essa?" he asked, making a big call, as he took another swipe at his ass, and moved right along.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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haha theres this whole surging undertow of cheeky beneath your placid surface
and telstra dude, really, if any of your customers could get through to you, you would hear about what a shockingly terrible job you did with making that company the most annoyingly uncontactable ex-boyfriend ive ever had . . . seriously abusive relationship, i just couldnt leave on the off chance things would get better or that he would at least call me back
Comment by Norm
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I am largely about the current, homes. I have to concur about my placid nature. There are a lot of dead puppies on the bottom of my lake.
The bigger the business the less liable I am to place my trust in them. As soon as I reach an adult stage my trust will be available.
I'm too house-bound to be anything other than a husband. I think my wife is happy to jump to that stage too. I think she is therefore I am married.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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do you know, on the weekend, i was having a bevvie with someone who was born in 1989, i think young people are getting younger . . . i will need to talk about this on many other posts, so dont feel cheated for a lack of exclusivity
Comment by Norm
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There wasn't much of him, but he seemed like an everyman.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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so how do you play cricket and watch cricket on tv at the same time?
Comment by Janet Collins
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Yes, we do have a lot to learn. Number one lesson must be don't import CEOs from overseas who will only get what they can and have no regard for Australian companies or workers.
He is hardly going off poor!
Comment by Norm
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Janet, hey, why you want to get all crazy with my homes. Are jou some kind of interiorrr decoradorrr? I have little time for Trujillo. Just a second. We have to pay someone lots of money to cut lots of jobs to justify the appointment of someone who can cut lots of jobs.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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never
EVER
space
how did you find someone less animated than yourself to fix your stare on, eh?
Comment by Elisabeth Fraser
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So, Target voted him back on the Board again. No wonder Target Country is crap shopping.
Comment by Norm
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It's not hard to find Rich. Just look for the beige jacket and the turtle neck.
Elisabeth, I'm pretty sure Sol got a pay out. It went something like: "Sol, moustaches are so yesterday."
Yeah, Target Country is crap.
Never heard of it.