Idol Judge Judged Idle by Ford Clones
January 19th 2008 01:55
Supreme Judge of Australian Idol Holden has stalled while touching down in Iraq aboard a plane piloted by Muslim sit-com producers.
Before his fateful trip over his laces, Holden called every Ford clone over a three day weekend to say that he was ready to challenge the biologically identical entities to a tiddly-winks match-up that has people with hyperactive saliva glands salivating.
A straw poll of observers has broken the camel's undies.
The match-up, due to go until they're both hairless, could, for the first time in recorded history, see two pips pitted against one another.
"This is a paddle to the dearth," one Ford clone said as he headed towards a watery end.
The mainstream is a river that goes to the bank.
Holden, after filling up on gags, has released a string about this length.
Before his fateful trip over his laces, Holden called every Ford clone over a three day weekend to say that he was ready to challenge the biologically identical entities to a tiddly-winks match-up that has people with hyperactive saliva glands salivating.
A straw poll of observers has broken the camel's undies.
The match-up, due to go until they're both hairless, could, for the first time in recorded history, see two pips pitted against one another.
"This is a paddle to the dearth," one Ford clone said as he headed towards a watery end.
The mainstream is a river that goes to the bank.
Holden, after filling up on gags, has released a string about this length.
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