Zimbabweans thank Mugabe for making them billionaires
July 3rd 2008 01:03
God would like to thank Mugabe for this award
Sir Robert Mugabe, rickety-livered black man, well-endowed knight, suit-wearer, Pims sniffer, house-nagger, and world reader responsible for killing people, has welcomed the praise of his people for making them rich.
"I make billions every year," said one very lucky little African handing over her hardly earned as she showered her leader in Poise panty-whiners.
Africa, once an untroubled outpost of our interests but now strife-stricken and in need of a spank on the bottom, has never really recovered from its past mistake of not going willingly.
"At least our Dictators don't hide behind the fallacy of Democracy," said a mouthpiss for Mugabe's best suit as the Queen handed back her golden gifts.
"These are very testing times for our incontinence," said another billioniare Zimbabwean as he wet himself at the prospect of our torturous methods of justice.
Killing is wrong, and I'd go to war to prove it.
Mugabe, a pall-bearer at Sadam Hussein's funeral, delivered a solemn service to the West after the occasion.
Yes, Sir, Master.
Yes, Sir.
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