Underwearless Indian Women Rescue Westerners Trapped In Muslim Festival In Mumbai
November 28th 2008 23:06
Knickerless Indian women have stormed a luxury hotel, where suspected Muslims were holding a religious festival, to release the Western tourists caught in the festivities.
"It was horrible. I looked up the traditional dress of this curry-muncher. It was nothing like the movies. It was like looking at a very hairy train-wreck," one distraught survivor recounted.
"The Muslims were enjoying a special day in their calendar: Everybody Wear Pants Day. Then the Indian ladies broke down the door and flashed their badgers," said another recovering alcoholic.
"We knew who they were. There was really no need for them to show us their...I'm sorry. They really...sorry. It was awful. I thought I was going to throw up," another clearly offended victim said.
"I'm not a fully practising Muslim but even I knew that this is a very special part of their religion. To make such a mockery of my beliefs was truly appalling," a bespectacled and bearded survivor told.
"What I've just seen will stay with me for the rest of my life. It just so happened that I had my camera with me. I rushed off to the tattooist to get it painted onto my palm," a clearly shaking Westerner said.
"We were conducting our religious festival when this woman with no pants and no underwear and no razor broke down the door. It looked like my uncle Javed Miandad," a dead Muslim told Allah.
Emergency supplies of Bonds have been shipped to Mumbai, along with Ambassador Pat Rafter, to try and ease the tension and give support to the clearly sagging internal strife affecting Indians.
"It was horrible. I looked up the traditional dress of this curry-muncher. It was nothing like the movies. It was like looking at a very hairy train-wreck," one distraught survivor recounted.
"The Muslims were enjoying a special day in their calendar: Everybody Wear Pants Day. Then the Indian ladies broke down the door and flashed their badgers," said another recovering alcoholic.
"We knew who they were. There was really no need for them to show us their...I'm sorry. They really...sorry. It was awful. I thought I was going to throw up," another clearly offended victim said.
"I'm not a fully practising Muslim but even I knew that this is a very special part of their religion. To make such a mockery of my beliefs was truly appalling," a bespectacled and bearded survivor told.
"What I've just seen will stay with me for the rest of my life. It just so happened that I had my camera with me. I rushed off to the tattooist to get it painted onto my palm," a clearly shaking Westerner said.
"We were conducting our religious festival when this woman with no pants and no underwear and no razor broke down the door. It looked like my uncle Javed Miandad," a dead Muslim told Allah.
Emergency supplies of Bonds have been shipped to Mumbai, along with Ambassador Pat Rafter, to try and ease the tension and give support to the clearly sagging internal strife affecting Indians.
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