INTERNATIONAL BURN A KORAN DAY
September 7th 2010 23:42
INTERNATIONAL BURN A KORAN DAY IS COMING AROUND AGAIN AND EVERYONE IS WONDERING WHAT TO DO FOR THEIR FAMILY.
We bring to you, at a special International Burn A Koran Day price, the Koran, a box of matches and can of gasoline.
But wait, there's more!
Tell your neighbours how much you love them, by burning their house and children with a box of matches and a can of gasoline.
Still not convinced?
Likely to burst into flames at any moment, the Koran names our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ as a mere human being!
What's next, you ask?
International Burn A Female Eunuch Day is coming around again and your wives are starting to get a bit smart.
Don't get smart with me!
Be among the first to purchase your Koran, box of matches and can of gasoline and you could go in the draw to win TICKETS for your dream holiday to celebrate!!
Don't miss out on your limited opportunity!
As part of this SPECIAL PACKAGE, we are offering FREE tickets for you and your family to be part of our male-dominated society.
That's right. FREE!!
As a part of this male-dominated society, you will be able to burn your smart-mouthed wife's face with acid for absolutely nothing!!!
Caught your wife looking at another woman?
As part of this society, we will whip and stone your bra-burning bitch with good old fashioned rocks after a good soaking in burning acid so that you can be free to have more time with your goats.
But what do I have to do to be included in this society?
Grow some balls.
We bring to you, at a special International Burn A Koran Day price, the Koran, a box of matches and can of gasoline.
But wait, there's more!
Tell your neighbours how much you love them, by burning their house and children with a box of matches and a can of gasoline.
Still not convinced?
Likely to burst into flames at any moment, the Koran names our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ as a mere human being!
What's next, you ask?
International Burn A Female Eunuch Day is coming around again and your wives are starting to get a bit smart.
Don't get smart with me!
Be among the first to purchase your Koran, box of matches and can of gasoline and you could go in the draw to win TICKETS for your dream holiday to celebrate!!
Don't miss out on your limited opportunity!
As part of this SPECIAL PACKAGE, we are offering FREE tickets for you and your family to be part of our male-dominated society.
That's right. FREE!!
As a part of this male-dominated society, you will be able to burn your smart-mouthed wife's face with acid for absolutely nothing!!!
Caught your wife looking at another woman?
As part of this society, we will whip and stone your bra-burning bitch with good old fashioned rocks after a good soaking in burning acid so that you can be free to have more time with your goats.
But what do I have to do to be included in this society?
Grow some balls.
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Comment by Chris Champion
Vyoos
Zoomies
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Newly Old
Money Whither
I'm starting a fund to bring Terry Jones to Australia. I want to put him on a soapbox and ask him to persuade the people of this land of his beliefs. I'm thinking the pedestrian mall in Footscray would be a good place.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
When I was in Bible college, we had to know a thing or two. Now it seems all one has to do is have no idea. Be a mirror. A representation of what's around. When I was learning how to make a the pastor, we had to be as opaque as a lead-painted wall. Toxic, yes. Dull, yes. Unable to reflect, yes. Trust British Saints? Sure could, possibly!
Incidentally, we're donating 20% of every second adcent made from this post to the Bring Terry Jones To Footscray Fund.