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'I believed my mum would return' - Malcolm Turnbull

August 4th 2009 01:26
AS a boy, Malcolm Turnbull believed his mother would return to him if he became successful, the opposition leader has revealed.

The Sudanese journalist faces 40 lashes for wearing "indecent" trousers vowing that she is ready to be whipped 40,000 times in her bid to change her underwear.

"I hear she's wearing ... underwear ... with a vibrator in it, so I'd have to see," Turnbull said.

He is then alleged to have cut off his underwear and texted other women to join him.

Hordes of people, many of them female supporters and some also wearing trousers, crammed into the courthouse for the hearing.

"Adults need to understand that it really is a wonderful tool for kids to learn and to have fun," Turnbull said.

This included TV shows such as High School Musical, Hannah Montana, huge 6 to 8-year-olds, and suggestive music videos shown on weekend mornings.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

August 4th 2009 05:01
i always wear the pants

Comment by damian

August 4th 2009 08:51
I'm not convinced this post is real. I think it is false, fraudulent, a fabrication, a possibly flatulent fake cooked up by someone within treasury. If you don't check your facts closely enough it's no women women don't want to get in their own pants. Who knows what undiscovered information they could reveal.

Comment by Norm

August 5th 2009 00:20
Morgan, as they said of Australian opening batsman Mark Taylor in 1989, you're really making strides.

Damo, if you need proof, just ask God...win. As they said of Australian opening bowler Greg Campbell in 1989, keep it up.

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