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Gaddafi raises ire by comparing US to al-Qaeda

June 14th 2009 01:59
LIBYAN leader Muammar Gaddafi has likened the US to al-Qaeda during a landmark visit to his country's former colonial master, Italy.

"It was only a joke," Gaddafi said, plotting some unspeakable act of "Terror". "Dialogue is the only thing that will end this dumb show," the Tony award-winning director of "Terror" said.

Recalling the 1986 US bombing of Libya that killed dozens of people including his adopted daughter, Mr Gaddafi asked: "What's the difference between the US attack on our homes and the terrorist actions of al-Qaeda?"

"The difference is," Gaddafi said, delivering the killer punchline, "the US attack on our homes wasn't an unspeakable act of Terror," he said, scrambling to add some dialogue to his latest Broadway smash, "The Death of a Saleswoman".

Women in the Arab and Muslim world are treated like "furniture" and the situation requires a "feminine revolution", Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi said on Friday, ANSA news agency said.

"I'm going to start by decorating the walls," he said, calling for alterations on Facebook to The Whitehouse, the Mecca of the Muslim world, "with their brains," he said, reciting an act of "Terror", which he adapted from the original, "Colonialism".

Facebook has done away with a Muslim-pashing group that had been set up at the popular social networking service.

"I applaud the move," Gaddafi said, crapping his hands. "The French," the director of "Terror" said of the directors of the farce "Liberty", "have done so much to rob us of our own tongues," he said, hitting the roof with his own.


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Comment by Morgan Bell

June 14th 2009 02:55
what an absurd comparison . . . the USA has far more religious extremists than Al Qaeda

Comment by Norm

June 14th 2009 03:12
You see religious extremists here too.
Collingwood death cheer squad.
The premiership's a cakewalk for John Brumby.




Comment by Morgan Bell

June 14th 2009 03:14
it really is true, men do only have one thing on their minds:

footy

Comment by Norm

June 14th 2009 03:18
When you get to be as old as me, all you have is spectacles.

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 14th 2009 03:20
you should hang out with my parents, they are dependent on spectacles too

Comment by Norm

June 14th 2009 03:24

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 14th 2009 03:36

Comment by Norm

June 14th 2009 03:52

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