Internet's web to get wider and wider
April 24th 2009 02:02
While the internet has dramatically changed lives around the world, its full impact will only be realised when far more people and information go online, its founders said on Wednesday.
"It's the greatest revolution in virtual reality since the Bible went into print. Now, let us play," said Tim Berners-Lee, one of the inventors of the Church of the World Wide Web, at a seminar in the future.
Tim Berners-Lee maintains that before the internet took hold, the Church of Scientology and its architecture educated the masses, somewhat erroneously.
"The days when people would look up to the Church and see meaning in a lot of icons are gone. Tom Cruise, guide us in, this, our darkest ire," said, Tim Berners-Lee, looking something up.
Tim Berners-Lee, one of the inventors of the Church of the World Wide Web, has helped bury the Church of Scientology and its teachings in a mass of letters, in detail.
The Devil.
"All we need now is some fat little German monk to start ordering the peasants around. God, please," said one of the inventors of the Church of the World Wide Web, attributing God as a source of inspiration.
Tim Berners-Lee, drinking a spider, has not found himself funny since he found his good name taken in vain to advertise the use of books as a learning tool, in a campaign to sell Wrigley's chewing gum.
"It's totally irreverant these accusations that I like to chew Wrigley's. I'm only on a diet of the Wrigley's," the Lutheran inventor of the Church told his dietician, as a bunch of peasants really got the point.
Jehovah, in an historic court ruling, lost his appeal before the High Court to have the Church reinstated as the teaching tool of the masses when, his Jewish counsel, Moses dropped a tablet to get, as he put it, "High".
No further witnesses.
"It's the greatest revolution in virtual reality since the Bible went into print. Now, let us play," said Tim Berners-Lee, one of the inventors of the Church of the World Wide Web, at a seminar in the future.
Tim Berners-Lee maintains that before the internet took hold, the Church of Scientology and its architecture educated the masses, somewhat erroneously.
"The days when people would look up to the Church and see meaning in a lot of icons are gone. Tom Cruise, guide us in, this, our darkest ire," said, Tim Berners-Lee, looking something up.
Tim Berners-Lee, one of the inventors of the Church of the World Wide Web, has helped bury the Church of Scientology and its teachings in a mass of letters, in detail.
The Devil.
"All we need now is some fat little German monk to start ordering the peasants around. God, please," said one of the inventors of the Church of the World Wide Web, attributing God as a source of inspiration.
Tim Berners-Lee, drinking a spider, has not found himself funny since he found his good name taken in vain to advertise the use of books as a learning tool, in a campaign to sell Wrigley's chewing gum.
"It's totally irreverant these accusations that I like to chew Wrigley's. I'm only on a diet of the Wrigley's," the Lutheran inventor of the Church told his dietician, as a bunch of peasants really got the point.
Jehovah, in an historic court ruling, lost his appeal before the High Court to have the Church reinstated as the teaching tool of the masses when, his Jewish counsel, Moses dropped a tablet to get, as he put it, "High".
No further witnesses.
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