Rudd: the worm is mine!
October 22nd 2007 10:44
Rudd says that he is tired of getting the 'wind up' on Television
Terminal tape-worm sufferer Kevin "Chucky" Rudd has been itching his itchy bottom because as he says, "I'm itching for a good night's sleep."
The frontman for boy band "ALP", Rudd has released a string of beads in his childish war with opposing boy band superheavyweight John Howard and his boyish band "Big Business(Liberals)".
Angry at suggestions 'the nation's finest' are not that at all, both boys have taken up arms to fight the endless battle to rid themselves of the body politic's arsehole problem.
"I've been itching." said Rudd. "And I've been biting his nails" said Howard.
The two obviously comfortable in each other's shoes, are set to go sleepless for many nights as they battle the curly ones put to them by intrepid reporters.
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