Michael Jackson Chucks Spears
November 24th 2007 00:29
The Spears-chucker(seated left)
A top American head-fucker has told a crowd of emotionally ingrown toe-nail clippings that Michael Jackson has been the "ass model" for popped princess Britney "Asparagus" Spears.
"Look at his ass and then look at hers. Then look at his. Then hers. Then his. Hers. His. The similarities are striking", Dr. Pinky Drew said while snorting a line of chalk.
"It's how her father treated me to a cheeseburger and milkshake that made me get down on all fours like the related chimp that I am".
Unlike many women today Wacko Jacko lost his virginity at his own hand.
"If the show fits. We're it." the noted doctor of nine told shocked power-lines while dancing the foxtrot in the middle of a game of chasey.
"It all adds up to a recording contract and a string of hits followed by a healthy dose of living on. Others'll have me eating scones" the head-fucker finished with.
The world spins on its axis.
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