James Hardie apologises to The Stolen Generation
January 28th 2008 23:49
The barking-mad Scottish bastard delivered the apology personally after the government and the opposition crossed the floor causing repentent Zombies to roam the country like nomads in search of victims.
A penitent Zombie now, Hardie has vowed not to compensate victims of fibro housing but has delivered a solemn "sorry" before dining out on the brains of "decent Australians".
It is understood by experts that the influx of new undead Australians will result in an accomodation crisis which can only be alleviated by placing a large number into Foster's care.
The government and opposition, backed by "decent Australians", have labelled fibro a tastier grey-matter than brains in an attempt to appease the voracious Zombie appetite to no avail.
"There's no grey areas in grey matter. It's black and white." Hardie said as he played the bag-pipes with the body of Bronwyn Bishop's daughter.
The tune from the body of an Australian sounds so.
A penitent Zombie now, Hardie has vowed not to compensate victims of fibro housing but has delivered a solemn "sorry" before dining out on the brains of "decent Australians".
It is understood by experts that the influx of new undead Australians will result in an accomodation crisis which can only be alleviated by placing a large number into Foster's care.
The government and opposition, backed by "decent Australians", have labelled fibro a tastier grey-matter than brains in an attempt to appease the voracious Zombie appetite to no avail.
"There's no grey areas in grey matter. It's black and white." Hardie said as he played the bag-pipes with the body of Bronwyn Bishop's daughter.
The tune from the body of an Australian sounds so.
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