Japanese astronaut tests stink-free underwear
March 24th 2009 01:23
Are you tired of questions about when you last changed underwear? Japan's space scientists may have just the answer -- lock yourself in your room and never leave.
"The only way to avoid the glare of the prying eyes, and questions, of the outside world is to lock yourself in your room and never leave. It means that you can lie around in your undies all day," Neil Armstrong told Buzz Aldrin.
"It may be a small step to take, but believe me it's not a giant leap to avoid anyone staring at you. My hygiene was so awful that it was decided I had to be sent away, as far as possible," Neil told Houston.
"It takes a very special sort of person to live without the normal pressures of people here on Earth. Someone who can find levity in the most awful gravity, is not something we see much here under the influence of the Moon," Neil said, snapping his undies.
"My advice to young people is, if you are going to wear underwear, make sure that you find a pair with plenty of room in the back. You never know what unidentified objects might take to the air," Neil said trying to take (them) off.
"If you ever do go to the paradise in the sky, pack a pair of fresh undies. I shit you not, I realised that I shat myself only after I had taken (them) off," he said.
"You should have seen my walking around up there. I found I needed to change my strides. It made me wish I could strut around as God had intended. Under the weight of the world," the lightweight said, blowing his nose.
"The only way to avoid the glare of the prying eyes, and questions, of the outside world is to lock yourself in your room and never leave. It means that you can lie around in your undies all day," Neil Armstrong told Buzz Aldrin.
"It may be a small step to take, but believe me it's not a giant leap to avoid anyone staring at you. My hygiene was so awful that it was decided I had to be sent away, as far as possible," Neil told Houston.
"It takes a very special sort of person to live without the normal pressures of people here on Earth. Someone who can find levity in the most awful gravity, is not something we see much here under the influence of the Moon," Neil said, snapping his undies.
"My advice to young people is, if you are going to wear underwear, make sure that you find a pair with plenty of room in the back. You never know what unidentified objects might take to the air," Neil said trying to take (them) off.
"If you ever do go to the paradise in the sky, pack a pair of fresh undies. I shit you not, I realised that I shat myself only after I had taken (them) off," he said.
"You should have seen my walking around up there. I found I needed to change my strides. It made me wish I could strut around as God had intended. Under the weight of the world," the lightweight said, blowing his nose.
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The fact is, underwear is negotiable around these parts.
Viva la revolution, baby!
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