Jennifer Lopez wins cybersquatting case at UN agency
April 10th 2009 01:17
American singer and actress Jennifer Lopez has won a cybersquatting case against a U.S. web operator who registered two Internet addresses that used her name for commercial profit, a U.N. agency said on Thursday.
"I put my name in my name some years back," Ms Lopez told a host of cybersquatters shitting in for the aforementioned, while taking home the revenue from the former's intellectual property: a name.
"It's a classic case of intellectuals having their domains taken over by a bunch of squatters," the esteemed proprietor of intellectually enriching name-calling told a host of followers.
"There may not be much in a name," Ms Lopez mused, "But it has to be a few million dollars," the charitable soul said, musing on some difficult conundrum.
"For a few dollars more, I'd do anything," the linguine-western actress told the judge, putting an act on to hide what's really going on underneath.
"Wipers!" the intellectual giant ordered of people, human, looking for their calling in life as cybersquatters finished their business.
"I'm not just going to sit here and let these cybersquatters do this kind of shit in my name," Lopez said as she screamed around the house, screaming at the top of her rungs.
"How many intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb?" Lopez asked, near enough the top of the ladder, which is the place to be if your good name means anything to you.
How should I know.
"I put my name in my name some years back," Ms Lopez told a host of cybersquatters shitting in for the aforementioned, while taking home the revenue from the former's intellectual property: a name.
"It's a classic case of intellectuals having their domains taken over by a bunch of squatters," the esteemed proprietor of intellectually enriching name-calling told a host of followers.
"There may not be much in a name," Ms Lopez mused, "But it has to be a few million dollars," the charitable soul said, musing on some difficult conundrum.
"For a few dollars more, I'd do anything," the linguine-western actress told the judge, putting an act on to hide what's really going on underneath.
"Wipers!" the intellectual giant ordered of people, human, looking for their calling in life as cybersquatters finished their business.
"I'm not just going to sit here and let these cybersquatters do this kind of shit in my name," Lopez said as she screamed around the house, screaming at the top of her rungs.
"How many intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb?" Lopez asked, near enough the top of the ladder, which is the place to be if your good name means anything to you.
How should I know.
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Kidding.
You have the same rights as a man.
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is hateful whore just another term for literate? ill let you decide
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Sweet.
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ill call you Judy
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You have many excellent qualities, Jude.
The nose is a giveaway, Bellberg.
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