Jet Li to Star in a Life of Gandhi, Mission Impossible IV
January 19th 2008 04:48
After calling it quits with wife Katie Holmes telling her that he "just needed more spaceships", Tom Cruise has agreed to play himself in the fourth installment of Mission Impossible.
The film, due to be shot from a cannon, will launch the Hollywood career of the racist idealogue Mahatma "The Nasty Nazi" Gandhi into infidel targets.
Jet Li, who has agreed to argue his point and his point, is set to propel himself onto our screens with his all-action style when he takes up the role of the debating champion in the impossible mission movie.
When asked a straightforward question, Jet made a very loud gushing noise and created a lot of wind.
It is this skill that led to producers casting him off the pier.
"Let me tell you, the art of debating is not about taking up the opposite position to that which you hold, it's about asking your opponents to meet you after school for a bitch-fight," Jet said before taking off his rival in a very adult movie.
It is believed that although he is against name-calling as such, he was quoted as calling his opponent a "schoolgirl" which has led some observers to giggle girlishly.
The film, due to be shot from a cannon, will launch the Hollywood career of the racist idealogue Mahatma "The Nasty Nazi" Gandhi into infidel targets.
Jet Li, who has agreed to argue his point and his point, is set to propel himself onto our screens with his all-action style when he takes up the role of the debating champion in the impossible mission movie.
When asked a straightforward question, Jet made a very loud gushing noise and created a lot of wind.
It is this skill that led to producers casting him off the pier.
"Let me tell you, the art of debating is not about taking up the opposite position to that which you hold, it's about asking your opponents to meet you after school for a bitch-fight," Jet said before taking off his rival in a very adult movie.
It is believed that although he is against name-calling as such, he was quoted as calling his opponent a "schoolgirl" which has led some observers to giggle girlishly.
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
(HAHAHAHA)
Even after we hear she didn't even invade his personal spaceship to get herself preggers?
Michaelie
Comment by Damo
I want to play a part.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
the marriage was due to self-destruct before they had a chance to consume.
Damo,
you can brandish any part of the script you want.
Cheers and thanks,
Norm