John Howard Gives His Tips For The Race That Stops A Nation
November 3rd 2009 00:22
Howard, who can screw his face, has a vision for Australia and is a regular shit
He says he has laid a Reith for his country. Now, Australia's last Prime Minister, John Howard, gives us his tips for the race that stops a nation.
"The race that stops a nation," Howard writes, "is made up of a lot brown and black animals. Without the proper training they'll turn to glue."
"The thing that really interests me," he goes onto write, "is the little people who sit naked in the sauna sweating. In the sauna, nobody can hear you scream."
"I might be a one-eyed caucasian," Howard writes, "but that doesn't mean I can't see things from the left side. I have a hidden camera in my glasses."
"My tip?" Howard muses, "If you're caught lying naked in a motel room in Brisbane with a naked girl, pretend you're Aboriginal. They get special treatment."
Today, you can expect to see Howard out and about with a pair of binoculars. He might just be living next door. He might just be watching your kids.
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