Judge blames Symonds for race row
January 30th 2008 23:24
"If he wasn't a nigger, another nigger wouldn't have called him on his mobile to buy drugs." the judge said sheepishly at the wake for Heath Ledger held at Wayne Carey's pad.
It is understood that the jude wasn't partaking in mysterious white substances extracted from the tissues he found in Ledger's pockets when Miami Vice's Don Johnson cracked open a pack.
Carey, who was so chained to the kitchen that he couldn't fraternise with his guest speakers, was laterally chained to the kitchen by guest Johnson.
"Is done, is good." Carey said in typically articulate fashion before celebrating his reinduction into police practices by smashing some kitchenware over a pitted model.
Symonds could only watch on from his cage while the judge continued to egg on his face.
"It's all scambled." Symonds said of the seas of his trousers as he patted guests on the bottom in a friendly way condemned by kitchenbound Carey.
"I'm the only one who can hit bottom here!" he screamed while cutting in on his friends' sandwiches.
Harbajhan could only synthesize with his "brother", which he did while making sweet love to his mother.
It is understood that the jude wasn't partaking in mysterious white substances extracted from the tissues he found in Ledger's pockets when Miami Vice's Don Johnson cracked open a pack.
Carey, who was so chained to the kitchen that he couldn't fraternise with his guest speakers, was laterally chained to the kitchen by guest Johnson.
"Is done, is good." Carey said in typically articulate fashion before celebrating his reinduction into police practices by smashing some kitchenware over a pitted model.
Symonds could only watch on from his cage while the judge continued to egg on his face.
"It's all scambled." Symonds said of the seas of his trousers as he patted guests on the bottom in a friendly way condemned by kitchenbound Carey.
"I'm the only one who can hit bottom here!" he screamed while cutting in on his friends' sandwiches.
Harbajhan could only synthesize with his "brother", which he did while making sweet love to his mother.
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