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New species of human found in death trap

April 9th 2010 00:03
Olivia Newton-John's missing former lover Patrick McDermott spent the past five years working on a tourist boat in a Mexican resort under a new name, locals claim.

So I called my dad over and about five metres away he started swearing and I was like, 'what did I do wrong?' and he's like, 'nothing, nothing - you found a hominid'.

The Web site also names him as the creator of "Pimp My Ride," a popular MTV car makeover show, and as an executive producer for several episodes of "Crash Course," another reality series.

"He is beautiful," Gordon, 25, said of the Sydney Roosters captain in an exclusive interview with The Daily Telegraph.

He thinks the new species should be classified as Homo.

Others have lost eyes or had their flesh carefully stripped away, usually on the left side.

"I turned the rock over and I saw the clavicle sticking out - that's the collar bone," he said. "I didn't know what it was at first. I thought it was just an antelope."

They can live in poor environmental conditions, helped by their ability to breathe air - and in some cases, walk on land.

"I have to admit it has been a really huge transition for me," Gordon said.

Asked what Jesus would do on the issue of asylum-seekers, he replied: "In the past two years, more than 50 gropers have washed up dead on North Queensland beaches, mainly north of Cardwell, all infected with the bacteria Streptococcus agalactiae."

They have evolved pelvises, small teeth and long legs that would enable them to run like a human. It is also probable that they could climb trees.

The find is set to provide more fuel for the never-ending debate over the evolution of humans.

I think anyone who leaves a show like Home And Away needs to go through a transition period.



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Comment by damian

April 9th 2010 06:40
"I thought it was just an antelope" - classic!

That's the trouble with society these days, too many people can't tell the difference between antlered animals and the human skeletal structure. Just look at Dick Cheney for example!

Comment by Norm

April 9th 2010 21:34
What are scientists teaching their clones these days? I seem to have a memory that when I was being harvested, we were taught to spot a three million year old Homo from three hundred thousand yards away. John Michael Hausen was reporting from Hollywood then.

Comment by Norm

April 9th 2010 21:37

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