Keith Roy Weatherley fined for penis in pasta jar
November 19th 2008 22:48
A court has been told a man with his penis in a pasta sauce jar was caught by police, while resisting arrest, still pleasuring himself.
The Newcastle Herald reports: after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, Police drew their weapons.
Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday that, while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26 Weatherley caught the eyes of police.
The Herald said, because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap and making funny faces, Police thought he might have a weapon.
They found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar and a cross hanging off the mirror, a police statement said.
The court was told, time and time again, that's when the pursuit began.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to take him out for "a nice meal" when Weatherley refused to leave his car after he was stopped.
He attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling and grating the cheese" and they found a 750mm jar around his weapon.
A search of Weatherly's car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier but, no other small domesticated animals, except a budgie.
Weatherley pleaded not guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police, enjoying being sprayed with capsicum and disobeying his mother.
He was convicted, ordered to eat only from cans and fined $600 before being put in handcuffs, which his lawyer Jose said was "just a fine with him".
The Newcastle Herald reports: after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, Police drew their weapons.
Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday that, while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26 Weatherley caught the eyes of police.
The Herald said, because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap and making funny faces, Police thought he might have a weapon.
They found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar and a cross hanging off the mirror, a police statement said.
The court was told, time and time again, that's when the pursuit began.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to take him out for "a nice meal" when Weatherley refused to leave his car after he was stopped.
He attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling and grating the cheese" and they found a 750mm jar around his weapon.
A search of Weatherly's car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier but, no other small domesticated animals, except a budgie.
Weatherley pleaded not guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police, enjoying being sprayed with capsicum and disobeying his mother.
He was convicted, ordered to eat only from cans and fined $600 before being put in handcuffs, which his lawyer Jose said was "just a fine with him".
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could be the name of an emo band
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and theres nothing wrong with emos, a friend of a friend of mine used to be one . . .
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damian, you could run for office. Theres now a Sex Party. A lot like the Democrats except, "I did have sexual relations with that woman - that Jewish woman."
Morgy, what's the weather like up there?...in Tassie. I was once an Emo and then I got a belt. It really hurt. I didn't complain. Not for at least a minute.
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How did they know he just wasn't trying to add a little extra flavor?
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im also thinking of starting a beanstalk plantation . . .
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Morgy, and yet, I wouldn't call you a phillistine. Quite the opposite.
I reckon Paul Keating would have to say goodbye to you walking backwards.
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Cheers.