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Kevin Rudd orders Gerard Depardieu into Anger Management 2

June 12th 2008 00:47
Depardieu plays on the NSW right

Gay icon, patroniser of the arts, movie mongoose and hairdressing vigilante Kevin Rudd has ordered back-puncher Depardieu into the sequel of the smash hit after seeing her "sink the boots in."

"I always thought the French were a bunch of pedophiles," the smartly hair-cutted renaissance-man told his twelve-year old assistant.

"But when I saw Gerard playing soccer I thought to myself," the heavy thinking tee-totaller told best friend Mr. Baldy.

Mr. Baldy, AKA Johnny Howard, was in hiding today as the public toilets were set to be re-opened.

"I often find myself hiding behind a bush or two," the bald tenor told delegates.

Depardieu, fluent in the internationl language of soccer, also speaks fluent hooliganism.

"These boots were made for talking and one of these days..." she said before reporters sufferred mild percussion.

Instruments.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

June 14th 2008 10:00
"I always thought the French were a bunch of pedophiles," the smartly hair-cutted renaissance-man told his twelve-year old assistant.

BAHAHAhahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

i love your writing!

hairdressing vigilante vs gerard depardieu

you have a fabulous mind!

Comment by Norm

June 15th 2008 00:19
I'm not very good at taking complimentary things.
I never touch my bread in restaurants, and if you think my mind is fantastic, you should see my body!
I have the pictures to prove it
exists.
I know gravity exists; I have the evidence on me.

Cheers.

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 12th 2008 03:52

Comment by Norm

July 12th 2008 05:25

Comment by Mrs M

July 20th 2008 10:20
Morgan is right....this is funny stuff

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Norm

July 21st 2008 02:29
I would like to thank you.
So I will.
Thanks.

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