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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Sad monkeys master rock, paper, scissors, teach humans a thing or two about regret

May 28th 2011 13:09
KIM Kardashian is officially off the market, and she has a $2 million ring to prove it.

French President Nicolas Sarzoky, hosting a G8 summit in Normandy, said it was "another step towards Serbia joining (the EU) one day soon".

"Comedy's a funny thing," he said.

A fact which we hear Eddie McGuire is none too happy about.

They say he became abusive when officers stopped him near the corner of Queen and Browne streets.

He said he would spend his days either breaking rocks or assembling car seat covers and his nights playing computer games.

However Victorian Attorney-General Robert Clark said he remained concerned.

"I didn't expect this at all," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star said.

This discovery, made by studying pieces of lunar magma hurled to the surface by ancient volcanic eruptions, comes as a big surprise.

The only problem was, it has all been done before, The Gold Coast Bulletin reports.

The RSPCA said the report showed a "multitude of horrors".

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