Sandilands, Jackie O return to airwaves
August 17th 2009 23:44
KYLE and Jackie O returned to the airwaves today saying they had learnt from their mistakes and wouldn't make them again.
In return, they had to provide sex to selected prisoners every evening between 8 and 10 p.m., and Sunday afternoons.
IN the toilet at my work hangs a new sign, of the kind no one thought necessary in the days before the rise of Kyle Sandilands.
"Jews were not allowed in. Neither were Soviet prisoners of war," he added.
In one incident in 1995, two men in the midland county of Staffordshire told an alien with a lemon-shaped head emerging from a hovering UFO: "We want you; come with us."
Even more heartwarming was hearing Julie's husband ask "What's for dinner?" after the two reconciled a fight.
FAME has its problems, especially when you're "Mad Mel" Gibson, the uber-Catholic who has impregnated girlfriend Oskana Grigorieva out of wedlock.
The then government of Margaret Thatcher summarily dismissed the affair but a letter from a former chief of defence staff in 1985 warned it not to be so cavalier.
The 46-year-old was under the influence of drink and drugs, but was released without charge after five hours, the BBC reported.
He wore a school boy's uniform - shorts, jumper and long socks - and walked to class hunched over, a book bag slung over his shoulder.
Jackie O responded by saying, "My God, that sounds like torture to me."
Cynics would note that the man was heading home from a night out at the time -- possibly in a similar mental state to two revellers seen hovering over the jazz tent at the 1994 Glastonbury Festival.
It's also about slurping several spoonfuls of olive oil each night to help 'lubricate' whatever you are allowed to eat on its way down.
In return, they had to provide sex to selected prisoners every evening between 8 and 10 p.m., and Sunday afternoons.
IN the toilet at my work hangs a new sign, of the kind no one thought necessary in the days before the rise of Kyle Sandilands.
"Jews were not allowed in. Neither were Soviet prisoners of war," he added.
In one incident in 1995, two men in the midland county of Staffordshire told an alien with a lemon-shaped head emerging from a hovering UFO: "We want you; come with us."
Even more heartwarming was hearing Julie's husband ask "What's for dinner?" after the two reconciled a fight.
FAME has its problems, especially when you're "Mad Mel" Gibson, the uber-Catholic who has impregnated girlfriend Oskana Grigorieva out of wedlock.
The then government of Margaret Thatcher summarily dismissed the affair but a letter from a former chief of defence staff in 1985 warned it not to be so cavalier.
The 46-year-old was under the influence of drink and drugs, but was released without charge after five hours, the BBC reported.
He wore a school boy's uniform - shorts, jumper and long socks - and walked to class hunched over, a book bag slung over his shoulder.
Jackie O responded by saying, "My God, that sounds like torture to me."
Cynics would note that the man was heading home from a night out at the time -- possibly in a similar mental state to two revellers seen hovering over the jazz tent at the 1994 Glastonbury Festival.
It's also about slurping several spoonfuls of olive oil each night to help 'lubricate' whatever you are allowed to eat on its way down.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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oh well, i guess that makes Mel Gibson's seed sowing expeditions easier
Comment by Norm
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Even Mel Gibson knows that.
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