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L. Ron Hubbard Denies Fathering Blogging Community

February 15th 2008 23:46
That old mother Hubbard embarks on another business vulture, Orble

"Orble and Scientology are totally different. On the one hand Scientology makes promises it can't keep, and Orble..." L. Ron Hubbard told his old girl.

His mother, who went to the cupboard to fetch her dog and bone, wasn't taking calls.

The baby, a scavenger, found the body.

"It was yummy," the infantile said.

Scientologists have distanced themselves from claims they are related to Orblers.

"Is Alpha-Centauri distant enough?", Orble chief Tom Cruise told tiny specks.

The insignificant specks continue to mar spaceships.

"Blogging mars the craft," said one waiter with his hands full of himself.

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Comment by Mal

February 16th 2008 00:09
A purler.

Comment by Damo

February 16th 2008 01:41
Well, I tried writing about sensible stuff and ran out of ideas.

Now I am not allowed write about crap stuff.

Scientology is is cool because it is like writing about Nazis. It is a free for all.

Comment by Norm

February 16th 2008 05:09
Thanks, Mal.

Damo, it's sensible to write sensically about, what is ostensibly, nonsense.
I can't do it.
I won't.
I can.
I don't.

Comment by D. Armenta

February 16th 2008 18:59
What? You mean you don't believe that we all came from different planets and were imprisoned in a volcano?


Comment by Norm

February 18th 2008 11:44
DA, I don't believe there's any money in this caper, yes.

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