Lazarus with a triple by-pass heads up his own surf-team
January 7th 2008 06:11
Johnny Howard Surf Team-leader, the eponymous one, has turned back the stone to reveal his pumping fists in an embarassing episode that saw him caught defrauding the system of millions.
The system of millions of virulent inbreds and loud-mouths has caused the humble natives to scratch their coupons with a bottle-top.
Nothing has done more for the well-being of people than grog.
Johnny Howard, prolific brothel-goer and family maniac, has scratched the labels of his beers in a move some have dubbed "sexually frustrated".
"I'm looking for a gold ticket, grandpa!" little Johnny Lazarus said while spooning cabbage from his 'cabbage strainer'.
The former leaders of the lucky country have labelled labels lucrative and liable to lead Lotharios to lives of loving loose ladies.
"Little Lazarus is no Lothario. He's a dead root!" claims one claimant for a single mother's allowance.
Johnny has run up quite a tab with his local member.
The system of millions of virulent inbreds and loud-mouths has caused the humble natives to scratch their coupons with a bottle-top.
Nothing has done more for the well-being of people than grog.
Johnny Howard, prolific brothel-goer and family maniac, has scratched the labels of his beers in a move some have dubbed "sexually frustrated".
"I'm looking for a gold ticket, grandpa!" little Johnny Lazarus said while spooning cabbage from his 'cabbage strainer'.
The former leaders of the lucky country have labelled labels lucrative and liable to lead Lotharios to lives of loving loose ladies.
"Little Lazarus is no Lothario. He's a dead root!" claims one claimant for a single mother's allowance.
Johnny has run up quite a tab with his local member.
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