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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Legal drugs spark a boom in pill popping

October 31st 2009 23:27
A largely unregulated industry is selling pills claimed to mimic the thrills of illicit drugs.

Opium-Seller Kidnapping Supplies
We Have Your Missionary. Send Money. Or He Gets It.
Here's His Severed Finger.
www.phillipino-gunmen.org

GUNMEN holding an Irish Catholic missionary in the southern Philippines for nearly three weeks have demanded a $2 million ransom, officials say.

Missionaries Who Like Girls
Meet Girls In Your Area. We'll Take You To Heaven!
We Also Cater.
www.hiding-in-the-bushes.god

In one statement they claimed he also took photographs of the children at their pony club.

Pony Clubs In The Phillipines?
You Bet Your Sweet Ass! We Cater To All Your Imperial
Needs. We'll Take You For A Ride! But Let's Talk About
Your Sweet Ass. 1800-1-SWEET-ASS
www.flog-dead-horse.com

He was charged with attempting to choke/strangle with intent to commit a serious indictable offence.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

November 1st 2009 05:23

Comment by Norm

November 1st 2009 21:56
I'm working on a pill that makes you feel like Tony Abbott. I'm calling it "Nice Young Man".

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 2nd 2009 01:18
i wonder how long it will be before Abbott impregnates Gibson

Comment by Norm

November 2nd 2009 01:39
I must confess. I don't know. It depends if Mel's on the pill. The Tony Abbott.

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 2nd 2009 01:52
do you mean chemical castration?

Comment by Norm

November 2nd 2009 01:56
Rubber bands have a way of boomeranging on you.

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 2nd 2009 02:17
well youre the expert

Comment by Norm

November 2nd 2009 23:02

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