Liberals court Norm as his popularity hits new highs
April 23rd 2008 00:57
The bedraggled Liberals are reportedly seeking Norm to fill the leadership vacuum laughed by outgoing and gregarious brothel-goer John Howard.
"He's my troll-model," Norm said as he sheltered under a bridge.
It's comments like these that have Liberal party power-pokers salivating at the prospect of the celebrated waiter tucking over the wanes of the political sewing-machine.
"I can stitch anything up," Norm said as put penis to paper in an ahistoric moment.
John Howard has endorsed the strange maniac telling his wife: "He reminds me of me when I was committed."
Norm has refused to be drawn on paper.
"He's my troll-model," Norm said as he sheltered under a bridge.
It's comments like these that have Liberal party power-pokers salivating at the prospect of the celebrated waiter tucking over the wanes of the political sewing-machine.
"I can stitch anything up," Norm said as put penis to paper in an ahistoric moment.
John Howard has endorsed the strange maniac telling his wife: "He reminds me of me when I was committed."
Norm has refused to be drawn on paper.
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"As long as you have put your penis to paper, couldn't you rub out a quick self-portrait? We'd really like a visual with this story.."