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Consumption Malfunction - February 2008

LIPOSUCKER TURNS LARD-ARSE INTO DELICIOUS SPREAD

February 27th 2008 01:12
delicious spread made from lard-arse
I can't believe it's not a butterball

The "fat sucker", as she's known on the streets, claims she's made herself the toast(spread) of the town by losing all her pounds on the track.

"I've lost track of my arsehole," the deaf vegetable spread told toasters, so many times has she had it penetrated.

Toasters raised their glasses to a running bath, before being pushed in by waiters.

The butterball's husband, Becks, told cooking toasters: "When I need someone to spread, I'll call my wife."

The posh spread, spicy, doesn't have a great rack.




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Posted By: Norm - Category: Food, Poached, Spicy, Corny
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Comment by Ann 1

February 27th 2008 02:19


Wordophilia
Bloganymity
Norm,

I'll still laughing about your food categories.

Comment by Norm

February 27th 2008 02:28


Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I think Rita the ETA eater would, like liquid into this chalk, beg for her wife.

Thanks, Ann1.


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