Cosmetics King Admits To Having Make-up Sex With 'Funny-man'
February 28th 2008 23:34
The King has gone underground
The 'funny-man', caked in around about three feet of make-up, was unable to comment on the affair that had him in a roundabout of stitches.
"It's no laughing matter to be split in two," the slightly paranoid schizophrenic told secret agents disguised as bus-drivers.
The affair has set virtual tongues wanking.
"All I'll say is that when Hollywood writers and Hollywood producers put a make-up on you can see they're prostitutes." wrote one blogger trying to harness their pitiful skills for some nonsense.
The Cosmetics King refused to go on the record, but sources close to him have told us: "He's more of a Queen."
Watch this space.
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