Malcolm Turnbull to feature in Brokeback Mountain III: The Return of the Queen
January 29th 2008 00:15
Opposition ladder Turnbull has rung producers to confirm that he was willing to play opposite Helen Mirren in the third installment of cock-sucking cowboy moves.
Shots of cock-sucking cowboys have been taken by none other than Turnbull causing him to pass out his phone number.
"The Queen must die!" Turnbull shouted in his sleep causing director Baz Luhrman to wake in fright.
The film is set to open to packed out toilet blocks in a coming attraction that has film-goer publicans serving the nation.
Advanced screenings have left critics aghast at the audacity of Turnbull's chaps.
"These chaps are presided over by me." Turnbull said as he rode off into the sun aloft his faithful hearse.
Shots of cock-sucking cowboys have been taken by none other than Turnbull causing him to pass out his phone number.
"The Queen must die!" Turnbull shouted in his sleep causing director Baz Luhrman to wake in fright.
The film is set to open to packed out toilet blocks in a coming attraction that has film-goer publicans serving the nation.
Advanced screenings have left critics aghast at the audacity of Turnbull's chaps.
"These chaps are presided over by me." Turnbull said as he rode off into the sun aloft his faithful hearse.
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