Man charged for 222km/h speeding
September 23rd 2010 00:41
A Sydney man caught driving more than 220km/h has been remanded in custody days after his licence was reinstated for previous speeding offences.
The man, known only as Charles and speaking through his lawyer's arse, offered a statement in which he stated:
"Tipping the scales at 1,540 kg, the Speedster can sprint from rest to 100 km/h in 4.6 seconds and reach a top speed of 305 km/h."
Officers on patrol clocked a Subaru WRX at 222km/h on the M4 motorway at Eastern Creek, in Sydney's west, about 12.30am (AEST) on Thursday.
"What's the point of driving the all new Subaru WRX with tinted front lights, black headlight surrounds, black windscreen border and other black decorative designs if you can't see how fast it will go?" the Sydney man mused.
The posted speed limit on the stretch of road is 100km/h.
"There should be a law against not driving your luxury top-of-the-range class-leading all new car with European styling under 100km/h while you enjoy the smooth handling and highly-praised ride quality," Charles scratched into the wall of his cell with the teeth his new cell-mate handed to him while police watched on.
They chased the vehicle and pulled it over a short time later.
"The all new Subaru WRX with its razor-sharp handling and European styling is such a fine example of motoring excellence it almost drives itself," police said, pulling over the vehicle which can balance on-road driving needs with race-driving desires, incorporating the handling and aerodynamic lessons from losing control and flying off a cliff.
"Motoring enthusiasts must think they're not going to cause the extinction of the human race one of these days," police said.
"The really remarkable thing is their skulls are so big."
The 28-year-old male driver was charged with reckless driving, speeding in a dangerous manner and exceeding the speed limit by more than 45km/h.
The Sydney man said that he will be pursuing compensation.
"Isn't that what it's all about anyway?" Charles said, strapping himself into his cod-piece.
The man, known only as Charles and speaking through his lawyer's arse, offered a statement in which he stated:
"Tipping the scales at 1,540 kg, the Speedster can sprint from rest to 100 km/h in 4.6 seconds and reach a top speed of 305 km/h."
Officers on patrol clocked a Subaru WRX at 222km/h on the M4 motorway at Eastern Creek, in Sydney's west, about 12.30am (AEST) on Thursday.
"What's the point of driving the all new Subaru WRX with tinted front lights, black headlight surrounds, black windscreen border and other black decorative designs if you can't see how fast it will go?" the Sydney man mused.
The posted speed limit on the stretch of road is 100km/h.
"There should be a law against not driving your luxury top-of-the-range class-leading all new car with European styling under 100km/h while you enjoy the smooth handling and highly-praised ride quality," Charles scratched into the wall of his cell with the teeth his new cell-mate handed to him while police watched on.
They chased the vehicle and pulled it over a short time later.
"The all new Subaru WRX with its razor-sharp handling and European styling is such a fine example of motoring excellence it almost drives itself," police said, pulling over the vehicle which can balance on-road driving needs with race-driving desires, incorporating the handling and aerodynamic lessons from losing control and flying off a cliff.
"Motoring enthusiasts must think they're not going to cause the extinction of the human race one of these days," police said.
"The really remarkable thing is their skulls are so big."
The 28-year-old male driver was charged with reckless driving, speeding in a dangerous manner and exceeding the speed limit by more than 45km/h.
The Sydney man said that he will be pursuing compensation.
"Isn't that what it's all about anyway?" Charles said, strapping himself into his cod-piece.
This will give you an idea of what a motoring enthusiast thinks about
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