Man gets 24 yrs for girlfriend's murder
May 23rd 2009 00:13
A man sentenced to a minimum of 24 years in jail for murdering his pregnant girlfriend and hiding her body has been described as "cold-blooded" by a judge.
In sentencing the man to 24 years in jail, the judge said that he himself had thought about killing his girlfriend "numerous times" but had never actually gone through with it.
"I had met the man's girlfriend a couple of times," the judge said, "And all I could think about was how to get my hands around her throat," he said, holding a Whopper.
In sentencing, the judge ordered that the man, who he had described as "cold blooded", be placed in a cold dark place until such time as he had grown a new tail.
"These little monkeys only understand one thing," the judge said, "And that's sign language," he said, holding up a card and taking home the pot after another winning hand.
In sentencing, the judge ordered that the man, who had "no leg to stand on", be turned into a pair of "nice boots, or a zippy pair of pants for a nice young man".
"Your poor girlfriend," the judge said, "Only had a few dollars to her name, so you took it upon yourself to perform the abortion," he said, "For that, you will pay."
In sentencing the man to 24 years in jail, the judge said that he himself had thought about killing his girlfriend "numerous times" but had never actually gone through with it.
"I had met the man's girlfriend a couple of times," the judge said, "And all I could think about was how to get my hands around her throat," he said, holding a Whopper.
In sentencing, the judge ordered that the man, who he had described as "cold blooded", be placed in a cold dark place until such time as he had grown a new tail.
"These little monkeys only understand one thing," the judge said, "And that's sign language," he said, holding up a card and taking home the pot after another winning hand.
In sentencing, the judge ordered that the man, who had "no leg to stand on", be turned into a pair of "nice boots, or a zippy pair of pants for a nice young man".
"Your poor girlfriend," the judge said, "Only had a few dollars to her name, so you took it upon yourself to perform the abortion," he said, "For that, you will pay."
| 43 |
| Vote |
subscribe to this blog
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
whoa . . . i think you just delved into Family Guy territory
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I love maps.
They help me get around.
And around.
And around.
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Maltesers.
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
lie down and let me fuck you, all the other animals are doing it hahaha
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
Norm, this is why i love you, its these moments of clarity we share
Ding Dong pfft donger head
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
i cant believe i rejected a veterinarian, my Jew mother would be looking down her hooked nose at me right now
i think this bout of huffing and puffing is biological in nature in some effort to compete with Dawkins, master of my domain
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I have a friend in Jesus. There's the rub.
Your mother's noses are very eye-catching. Not to mention fishes.
Last Sunday, I was watching the last quarter of the 1966 Grand Final between St Kilda and Collingwood, and one commentator said the game was "survival of the fittest", to which I say, "The Saints, naturally, got their selections right."
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
oh yes please, clear the sinuses
but in all seriousness, i do know what youre saying, i know because Dawkins told me
christ also said that you cant lock sausage in a cage either, its unnatural, sausage is minced animal in a sheath-like skin, the Jews remove the skin, thats why christ hates them, they are altering the nature of the sausage eating process, and its not fair on the gays
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Cos you can't have my mirror.
I'm using it to bring down passenger planes.
Comment by Morgan Bell
Deep Pencil
Business News
Movie Train
i think im gunna drive my car, beep beep, beep beep, yeah