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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Man: I'm smarter than Mother Nature

July 17th 2008 03:15
Man loves the sound of his own hand clapping

Man, the greatest thinker since sliced head, has refused to bow to his own mater after he was caught tossing off.

"I don't bow to anyone," Man said as he sat on the verge of wiping out his old fella.

"I don't want to fuck my mother," Man said, chopping his Father, Time, into little books.

"I already have," the supreme conquerer told his alien ancestors as he played to God.

Mother Nature is not sure of her son's understanding of his place within her.

"He's an animal in the sack," she said as she put him in a sack and threw him into the abyss.

"He's not the messiah," she said looking at the true Sun.

He's a boy.

"A boy's best friend is his mother," Man had earlier said, cleaning the bath.

Mother Nature, an endless source of riches for Man, is on her last logs.

"I used to be flat here," she said of her Middle Ages.

Time, the Father of Man, is running out for some smokes.



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Comment by D. Armenta

July 17th 2008 18:04


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Comment by Norm

July 18th 2008 00:37


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I'll take my father.

Comment by Lilla

July 20th 2008 00:11


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Mother Nature, an endless source of riches for Man, is on her last logs

...and you Norm, one of her greatest treasures.

L...

Comment by Norm

July 20th 2008 00:24


Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I am lost on many.

Thinks very much, Lilla.


Comment by atula

July 20th 2008 10:35


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Well...man does think he is the king of the world...but the day is not far when the king will be reduced to dust...by no one else but mother nature herself.....

Comment by Norm

July 21st 2008 02:22


Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I reckon for as long as we've been we've thought the sky was falling. We're no different. I think we'll make it, personally.


Comment by Norm

July 22nd 2008 00:43


Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Good one.

The "s"-word of Damocles: sky.

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