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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Recipe: Roast Rack of Lamb with Parsley, Dijon and Chives

March 13th 2010 22:36
A 50-year-old man flipped out and killed his girlfriend and two other men after walking in on them having a threesome.

The archdiocese said he still works in Bavaria, with no known repeat violations.

I was quite surprised but I think he was just trying to lighten the mood.

The events being referred to date back 60 or more than 50 years ago.

Six years later, the priest was given a suspended prison sentence for child sex offences.

See the picture. Warning: Nudity.

It features graphic violence, a lesbian kiss, mass murder, nudity and expletives.

It was a joke and we were all laughing, which drew everyone else's attention to us.

Drizzle with remaining oil and cooking juices, and serve with creamy mascarpone and parsley polenta, provençal ratatouille and stir-fried sugar snap peas with garlic.

It is clear that these efforts have failed.

I was not with the choir when the cases being referred to happened.

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Comment by Chris Champion

March 13th 2010 22:47
If you weren't with the choir, what's your excuse?


Comment by Norm

March 13th 2010 22:52
I can't sing to save myself. You have to pray that I don't. Amen.
Of course, I'm an excellent singer.

Comment by Michaelie

March 14th 2010 01:31
I tried to vote but it kept saying I already voted. Clearly my efforts have failed also.

Comment by Chris Champion

March 14th 2010 01:35
Hi Michaelie,

I got that message all day yesterday. Today, however, I'm fine. Go figure.

Comment by Michaelie

March 14th 2010 01:38
Tcha. Annoyingness. Thanks Chris, hopefully they'll get their glitches sorted soon.

Comment by Morgan Bell

March 14th 2010 08:49
i was promised nudity, where is my nudity?

Comment by Norm

March 14th 2010 22:08
Hi Michaelie,
clearly, you're not with the choir. It's happened to me too. Quite clearly, I hold Chris, at least partially, responsible.

Hi Chris,
you'll be hearing from my lawyer. He's just released a new album. The John Foreman on the maraccas.

Hi Morgan,
have you looked under your dress? That's where I keep mine.


Comment by Chris Champion

March 14th 2010 22:20
Hi Michaelie,
I can think of nothing more to say to you at present.

Hi Chris,
Memo to self: Tell lawyer to contact Norm. He can not be allowed to to say I am only partially responsible.

Hi Morgan,
Do you need any help looking under your dress?

Comment by Norm

March 14th 2010 23:10
Hi Chris,
are you taking the piss? My chamberpot is where it always is. There's a bonus in it for you.

Hi Michaelie,
Don't talk to strange men on the beach.

Hi Morgan,
now look here, Chris.

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