Man With A Megaphone Tells a Crowd: I CAN'T STAND THE SUPPLIERS OF THIS ONE
November 1st 2008 00:07
A man with a megaphone, dissatisfied with the suppliers of his megaphone, has addressed the outlet from whence his came with a folly of abuse delivered with the megaphone they supplied him with.
"I AM UNAWARE OF THE IRONY OF TELLING YOU HOW DISSATISFIED I AM WITH THIS DEVICE THAT YOU GAVE ME WITH THIS DEVICE THAT YOU GAVE ME," the man with a megaphone told the suppliers of the megaphone.
"I CAN REACH A LARGE AUDIENCE WITH THIS THING, BUT I CAN'T STAND THOSE WHO GAVE IT TO ME BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T PAY ME WHEN I BOUGHT IT," the man with the megaphone told the man in the next cubicle.
"IT'S COST ME MY LIFE, MY LIVELIHOOD. I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET, ANYMORE. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GOING TO A LIBRARY WITH ONE OF THESE? WHISPERING, I LOVE YOU?" the man with the megaphone confessed.
"I BLAME THE SUPPLIERS. SURE, I DO. NOT ONLY DID I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, BUT THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DESIGN A PRODUCT THAT WORKS BETTER THEN THE REST," the man wih the megaphone revealed.
"THE ONE BENEFIT DERIVED FROM IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THAT I CAN GET MY MESSAGE OF SELF-AWARENESS OUT TO THE PEOPLE," the man with the megaphone said, bouncing his message off the toilet walls.
The internet, compared in some circles to a toilet, is not a toilet with personal messages on the walls, jokes, crap, hot-air, cold floors, fans, windows, bars, locks, signs, bins, seats, shared needles or noisy drips.
"I AM UNAWARE OF THE IRONY OF TELLING YOU HOW DISSATISFIED I AM WITH THIS DEVICE THAT YOU GAVE ME WITH THIS DEVICE THAT YOU GAVE ME," the man with a megaphone told the suppliers of the megaphone.
"I CAN REACH A LARGE AUDIENCE WITH THIS THING, BUT I CAN'T STAND THOSE WHO GAVE IT TO ME BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T PAY ME WHEN I BOUGHT IT," the man with the megaphone told the man in the next cubicle.
"IT'S COST ME MY LIFE, MY LIVELIHOOD. I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET, ANYMORE. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GOING TO A LIBRARY WITH ONE OF THESE? WHISPERING, I LOVE YOU?" the man with the megaphone confessed.
"I BLAME THE SUPPLIERS. SURE, I DO. NOT ONLY DID I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, BUT THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DESIGN A PRODUCT THAT WORKS BETTER THEN THE REST," the man wih the megaphone revealed.
"THE ONE BENEFIT DERIVED FROM IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THAT I CAN GET MY MESSAGE OF SELF-AWARENESS OUT TO THE PEOPLE," the man with the megaphone said, bouncing his message off the toilet walls.
The internet, compared in some circles to a toilet, is not a toilet with personal messages on the walls, jokes, crap, hot-air, cold floors, fans, windows, bars, locks, signs, bins, seats, shared needles or noisy drips.
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
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hahahahahahahahahah HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Cheers.
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
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More than three shakes and you're wanking?
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Did I forget mirror?
I'm always doing that.
Cheers.
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Don't make me break your mirror and direct 7yrs of ill luck and worry your way!
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The neede-bin is over near the haystack.
Now for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbi out of this hat.
Okay, so he'll have to leave right away.
This is the Gentilemans'.
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this is not pillar talk!
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damian, as I was saying, I take my own toilet with me when I'm out in public. It's a pest to be blind.
Morgy, WHO'S YOUR DADDY? I mean, have the test results come back?
Cheers.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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haha
only my companions call me Morgy
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