Margaret Pomeranz finds David Stretton's penis in her pocket
October 6th 2008 20:59
An unidentifiable woman, like a man but with working nipples, has had to be admitted to a psychiatric hopsital after finding a penis in a man's trousers.
"She's critical," doctor's told nurses as Pomeranz, clearly a puppet for swarthy industrialists, commended them on their fine noodlework.
"She's not going to make it," the doctors, certifiable, told viewers, referring to the proposed sequel of Speed 3: Even Speedier to be, possibly, produced by the critic.
"It's like the prequels, only this time it's set in my refrigerator," screenwriters, hanging out for their piece of the puzzle, told themselves as they set to work.
"Get a real job," their nearest and dearest, brandishing a bottle of ouzo, screamed at their nearest who were just out the door and into an occupation.
"I give it 1 Star," God, our man with his fingers on the buttons, said, as he did up his work shirt and got down to the dirty business of running the solar system.
The man's penis, like a vagina in name only, was found by Pomeranz as she rifled through his longings, though the two were complete stranglers.
"She's critical," doctor's told nurses as Pomeranz, clearly a puppet for swarthy industrialists, commended them on their fine noodlework.
"She's not going to make it," the doctors, certifiable, told viewers, referring to the proposed sequel of Speed 3: Even Speedier to be, possibly, produced by the critic.
"It's like the prequels, only this time it's set in my refrigerator," screenwriters, hanging out for their piece of the puzzle, told themselves as they set to work.
"Get a real job," their nearest and dearest, brandishing a bottle of ouzo, screamed at their nearest who were just out the door and into an occupation.
"I give it 1 Star," God, our man with his fingers on the buttons, said, as he did up his work shirt and got down to the dirty business of running the solar system.
The man's penis, like a vagina in name only, was found by Pomeranz as she rifled through his longings, though the two were complete stranglers.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i think its about time we went on a movie date!
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Comment by Norm
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Anony,
you say potato and I say potato. If Carl Marx ever catches wind of this, I'll have ego on my face. So keep it under your that.
Margaret
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David
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
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Comment by Lilla
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All this way, just to watch the movie show?
Too funny!