McCall's 8184 Sewing Pattern Back in Fashion
March 22nd 2009 22:39
As reported on The Soon To Be Famous Vintage Craft Book Musuem, McCalls 8184 sewing pattern, a pattern popularised by Fidel Castro's wife, is back in fashion.
"This is excellent news for workers of the world cying out for a new uniform that is both attractive and comfortable, not to mention excellent for dismantling a church in," Castro said.
Castro looked as radiant as ever decked out in a McCall's 2128 Sewing Pattern he picked up while holidaying in the Communist holiday enclave of Hollywood.
"It's a garb popularised by Doris Day and I think it really brings out your eyes," Castro's closest advisor told him as he went through items on the agenda.
The first order of business was to get McCall's 8184 Sewing Pattern back onto the backs of the people and re-establish control of the entire world, mwuhahahahaha.
"Only through this dress will you be able to see my wife's important business," Castro told the people as he reached the end of the catwalk before putting his hands on his hips, with an attitude appropriate to the clothes on his back.
It is understood that his wife will be giving a demonstration through the streets of Cuba that will include various tips on how to accessorise properly with the heads of the various churches.
"This summer it's all about coded messages delivered through items of apparel," she told leading designers and workers of the world as she laid out plans and, brandishing scissors, ran through the house, foolishly.
"This is excellent news for workers of the world cying out for a new uniform that is both attractive and comfortable, not to mention excellent for dismantling a church in," Castro said.
Castro looked as radiant as ever decked out in a McCall's 2128 Sewing Pattern he picked up while holidaying in the Communist holiday enclave of Hollywood.
"It's a garb popularised by Doris Day and I think it really brings out your eyes," Castro's closest advisor told him as he went through items on the agenda.
The first order of business was to get McCall's 8184 Sewing Pattern back onto the backs of the people and re-establish control of the entire world, mwuhahahahaha.
"Only through this dress will you be able to see my wife's important business," Castro told the people as he reached the end of the catwalk before putting his hands on his hips, with an attitude appropriate to the clothes on his back.
It is understood that his wife will be giving a demonstration through the streets of Cuba that will include various tips on how to accessorise properly with the heads of the various churches.
"This summer it's all about coded messages delivered through items of apparel," she told leading designers and workers of the world as she laid out plans and, brandishing scissors, ran through the house, foolishly.
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