Men should also hear biological clock ticking
March 10th 2009 04:00
AUSTRALIAN scientists have discovered that children born to older men perform poorer on intelligence tests.
"Clearly we should be putting a cap on men having children. I'll go round to every home and do it myself," said one.
"I mean, who doesn't know how many oranges Bobby has if he started with 4 and sold 6? I'll tell you. Kids with fathers who don't know anything about economics."
"I remember when my stepdad sat me on his knee and taught me about where babies come from. I don't even remember asking him. He certainly showed me."
"Fortunately, I've been able to put a lifetime of finding ways to make any answer I make the right one by endless subterfuge and longwindedness. I'm afraid kids this age don't know the facts of life."
"The fact is, either you're in favour of protecting children all the time by pretending you're not secretly attracted to them, or you're making them answer questions that suppress their natural creativity in favour of making them see you as a righteous crusader for all that is good and decent."
"I failed to see how a child's brutal murder of the twins she was carrying in her uterus is more morally reprehensible than photographing a child with her kit off. God, I crave sex with my daughter."
"It was a trick question. I'm pretty sure I answered that pretending to be in favour of peaceful protest while engaging in slanging matches and snide comments is not hypocrisy."
"I'm not sure how those questions made their way in. You can be sure of one thing, I''ll never make light of myself. Except when I'm pretending to be a beacon for all those good souls out there."
"One more thing, if a train is travelling at 90km/h and has 90km to travel, how many oranges does Bobby have? I think the answer is that Empires were made, and millions slaughtered in the pursuit of Capital. That's a fact."
"Clearly we should be putting a cap on men having children. I'll go round to every home and do it myself," said one.
"I mean, who doesn't know how many oranges Bobby has if he started with 4 and sold 6? I'll tell you. Kids with fathers who don't know anything about economics."
"I remember when my stepdad sat me on his knee and taught me about where babies come from. I don't even remember asking him. He certainly showed me."
"Fortunately, I've been able to put a lifetime of finding ways to make any answer I make the right one by endless subterfuge and longwindedness. I'm afraid kids this age don't know the facts of life."
"The fact is, either you're in favour of protecting children all the time by pretending you're not secretly attracted to them, or you're making them answer questions that suppress their natural creativity in favour of making them see you as a righteous crusader for all that is good and decent."
"I failed to see how a child's brutal murder of the twins she was carrying in her uterus is more morally reprehensible than photographing a child with her kit off. God, I crave sex with my daughter."
"It was a trick question. I'm pretty sure I answered that pretending to be in favour of peaceful protest while engaging in slanging matches and snide comments is not hypocrisy."
"I'm not sure how those questions made their way in. You can be sure of one thing, I''ll never make light of myself. Except when I'm pretending to be a beacon for all those good souls out there."
"One more thing, if a train is travelling at 90km/h and has 90km to travel, how many oranges does Bobby have? I think the answer is that Empires were made, and millions slaughtered in the pursuit of Capital. That's a fact."
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