Miami Vice's Carey to Star as Andrew Symonds in the biopic of the troubled primate
January 31st 2008 23:53
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The screenplay, penned by Hollywood scab David Hicks to the tune of a million beans, is set to gross out a lot of bums on seats.
"I'm going to put this money to good use," the scabby terrestrialist sympathiser told skin specialists outside his training camp.
Carey, whose showreel has been in the hands of Mexican polite officers, is thrilled with the chance to try his hand at playing someone approaching humanity.
"I didn't poison Ledger to get this role!" a slightly docile Captain Kangaroo told his optometrist while he was fitting his wife with new dentures.
Symonds couldn't be reached today.
The ladder's broken.
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