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Michael Jackson Alive and Well

June 25th 2009 23:30

Pop-icon, Mikhail Jackson has been found alive and well living in the Soviet enclave of Australia after defecting to the other side because of a legal wrangle over his wife.

"Report of my demise have been greatly exaggerate," Mikhail Jackson, barely able to conceal his true intentions of dismantling churches and infiltrating public forums, said.

"Agent Farrah Fawcett and I," he said, speaking for the first time about his move to the other side, "have decide to openly declare our love," he said, "for making up please."

Pop-icon, Farrah Fawcett had, before she made her move to the other side, a special message for all pro-life activists with secret agendas to infiltrate public forums.

"You have to be dead stupid," she said, hitting the bottle pretty hard, "to think that you not doing my baby favour," she said, clutching her baby, "by not ripping his latest creation."

"We think," Jackson said, "that capitalist bloc is joke," he said, cracking up, "and," he said, dying to speak, "that we make comeback," he said, expressing his desire to return.

"I coming back as big black man with big soulful voice," he said, humming on a few bars of Mars, "because black is make comeback," he said, infiltrating a 7-Eleven with a mask.

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Comment by Chris Champion

June 25th 2009 23:57

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Norm, your report is based upon information marked Top Secret and stolen from a locked office in the Department of Poppaganda in Downtown Motown. It doesn't accurately reflect the truth, which is that Jackson is as dead as the proverbial Presley, and the vultures are now fighting over his Orble account. Damo and Mau and Nevar are favoured - they have the sharpest claws and longest fangs.

Comment by Norm

June 26th 2009 00:07

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What's the password, Chris?

Shall we fight it out like men?
See you in court, asshole.

Comment by Chris Champion

June 26th 2009 00:11

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How did you guess "asshole" is the password?

Comment by Norm

June 26th 2009 00:20

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That tears it!
I'm going to slap such a suit on you!
I know you already have a tie so that'll save me.

Comment by Chris Champion

June 26th 2009 00:30

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Fine. I'll go clean my dress thongs.

Comment by Norm

June 26th 2009 00:37

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I'll wear that little strapless number that you like.
Faker.

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 26th 2009 06:00

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