Michael Jackson fears nose will fall off
June 3rd 2009 01:48
MICHAEL Jackson is allegedly in constant fear of dying and is terrified his nose will fall off.
"I don't know what scares me more," he said, "Marx or Mohammed," he said, clutching his nose.
Michael Jackson, alone in his fear, has, talking to the man in the mirror, faced his fears for the last time.
"For the last time," he said, "I want to be a real boy," he said, catching a whiff of a Marxist Muslim's BO.
The Marxist Muslim, Barack Obama, is the anti-Christ, according to Michael's latest killer single.
"hctib, nerdlihc ruoy tae ot gniog m'I" is Michael's latest offering due for release in time for Halloween.
"I can't say much," Michael said, "Let's just say that I'm going to cut you a new one," he said, pulling his mask on.
The killer song has already reached No.1 on the Iranian Billboards alongside pictures of Ayatollah Khomeini.
Ayatollah Barack Obama, washing religiously every day, has a nasty problem with a personal hygiene issue.
"Is the waiter a Muslim?" he asked of his host-body, before saying he was going to have your children.
"I don't know what scares me more," he said, "Marx or Mohammed," he said, clutching his nose.
Michael Jackson, alone in his fear, has, talking to the man in the mirror, faced his fears for the last time.
"For the last time," he said, "I want to be a real boy," he said, catching a whiff of a Marxist Muslim's BO.
The Marxist Muslim, Barack Obama, is the anti-Christ, according to Michael's latest killer single.
"hctib, nerdlihc ruoy tae ot gniog m'I" is Michael's latest offering due for release in time for Halloween.
"I can't say much," Michael said, "Let's just say that I'm going to cut you a new one," he said, pulling his mask on.
The killer song has already reached No.1 on the Iranian Billboards alongside pictures of Ayatollah Khomeini.
Ayatollah Barack Obama, washing religiously every day, has a nasty problem with a personal hygiene issue.
"Is the waiter a Muslim?" he asked of his host-body, before saying he was going to have your children.
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Interestingly, John Howard also said this after he lost the 2007 election and returned home to find Peter Costello prancing around in jeanette's underthings
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damian, I knew I should have got a subpoena.
I don't know how you know that about John, Jeanette and Peter, but let's just say that I'm glad.